Sung to "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" with apologies to writers J. Fred Coots and Haven Gillespie

OSHA Is Coming To Town
by Tom Nolan

You better watch out
You better not lie
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
OSHA is coming to town

They're making a list
They're checking it twice
They're gonna find out whose unsafe with a bad vice
OSHA is coming to town

They know where you are working
They know when you've been cut
They know if you've been unsafe
So, be safe or it may be your butt

With little sharp pencils and lots of time
OSHA can issue a really big fine
OSHA is coming to town

They can come in uninvited
To verify your safety schooling
But you often end up being cited
So call SAM to fight the OSHA ruling

They know when you've been cheating
They know if safety is in place
They know if you've been safe or not
So wear your PPE on hands, feet & face

You better watch out
You better not lie
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
OSHA is coming to town

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